My aunt has an adorable dog. She's a long-haired Chihuahua (the dog, not my aunt).
Her name's Prissy. They call her Pissy because whenever anyone comes over, she pees all over the place. But she really is a cutie pie.
When I went to Memphis for my girl's weekend (incidentally, that's the weekend that Bama Ex-Hubs decided to play the field and took pictures of it), I stayed Friday night with my aunt. One of the first things my uncle did was show me the dog's butt. You probably think this is weird, but you have to know my uncle. He's a funny guy. Over the weekend, my aunt was trying to think of a medical thing that my uncle had, and she was wracking her brain trying to figure it out. She said, 'You know, it's that thing you had...what is the name of it?' And he replied 'Gonnorhea?'. He's almost 70, so that shit is funny.
Anyway, another aunt has decided that Prissy has a butt that looks like a handlebar mustache. So my uncle had to show me the handlebar mustache butt. And it totally does look like the dog's sporting a mustache:
|This is the dog's butt. And yes, that's my super amazing Paint skills demonstrated there. That's supposed to be a nose and the mustache outlined. But Little Stinker kept messing with my arm. So it doesn't really look like that.|
And yes, that's my Aunt, who is in her mid-60's, holding her dog's tail up so her 33 year old niece can take a picture of the butt. I promise, we are adults and we are not mentally unstable. Well, not much at least.
So after I snapped the picture of the butt I wanted to get a picture of her to show you how cute she is. This is the first picture I got.
She looks like Ghost Rider's demon dog. Holy shit, I've never seen a dog look scarier. I don't even think Cujo could compare.
But she really doesn't look like that - she's cute, and I finally got a picture of her cuteness:
So the handlebar mustache butt is even funnier when you see how cute and adorable this dog is.
And I really think they should get some styling product and make her butt look like this:
That wouldn't be the least bit wackadoo.